Thousand poles of the trillion network conjunctions

On the one hand, I don't want to laugh at poor Chinese to English translations, because I myself have said some ridiculous things when speaking Thai or Japanese. On the other hand - Bwahahahahaha!!

The following installation instructions came with a Ritmo gigabit NIC. I love how it ends - it has a kind of mystical air to it.

The installation steps is as following:

  1. Install the net card to the computer main knothole PCI slot, than restart computer, the system hints to find out the new hardware;
  2. The choice" from the row form or specify the position gearing (high class) (S)", Click the " next move", choose the catalogue of drive the procedure, for example, if the fruit your CD dish sign is a F,drive the path of the F:\RTL8169/SC
  3. click the " next move" to start install the net card to drive:
  4. click the " still continue (C)" to continue to install the net card to drive, system.
    The gearing completes the gearing that future reunion hints to complete the new hardware;
  5. click the " complete" button, you can enjoy thousand poles of the trillion network conjunctions then soon.

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I'm a software professional who works mostly with Java and .NET technologies and who loves to ship. I've been writing software since I was around 6 or 7 when my parents bought a Commodore VIC-20 for the family.

I currently work as a SSDE with Microsoft's Healthcare Solutions Group in Bangkok, Thailand where we work closely with Bumrungrad International Hospital. I'm often also found working out of my home office in Melbourne, Australia.

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